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Had A Balls… Well, His Balls.

last night i had sex with my wife.
i haven’t had none in a while.
maybe pussy would help?
i brought her to my bedroom,
where i proceeded to beat that pussy down for 2 rounds..

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Beyonce and Andre 3000 Need To Go “Back To The Drawing Board”

as you know…
beyonce and andre 3000 remade “back to black” by amy winehouse:

if ya’ll never checked out her music.
i beg of you:

x amy’s collection

her music got me through some hard times.
thanks for what you brought to the world for your short time here amy.
rip.
listen to bey and andre 3000 attempt for the great gatsby soundtrack…

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i invite you to an industry event one night.
now this isn’t the typical kind of function with hiphop wannabes.
this is a mixed crowd.
one with different kind of foxhole members.
you meet this guy:

he is feelin you.
you are feelin him.
numbers are exchanged.
good work.
weeks go by and you guys still talk.
he lives here:

he lets you drive his:

on the downside,
he likes a little of this:

…every once in a blue moon.
he isn’t hooked.
it’s a party drug.
he has a lot of money and connections.
he knows your birthday is coming up.
next week actually.
he wants to do something different for you.
he can buy you a crib,
cars,
and clothes whenever you want.
he says he will…

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Who’s The Mogul Who Blames His Partying With Guys On The Alcohol?

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You Are Cordially Invited As “The Accessory” At The “Bring Your Best Gay” Party.

gay men will always be used as a vixen’s life support.

she befriends him and realizes he is everything she would want in a “friend”.
he is almost like secret deodorant.
“strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.”
because of this,
she depends on him for everything.
she knows that she can’t trust another hoe with her business.
why not trust my hairdresser/stylist/man problem solver?

i was on tumblr yesterday.
reblogging and looking at the people i follow,
when i saw a headline that made me do the “screw face”..
“BRING YOUR BEST GAY PARTY”