Dick Pics Make The World Go Round

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“i know you want to see me naked.
low-key…
i want to see you naked as well.
if thats what you look like with your shirt on,
i can’t stop imagining what the whole package looks like.
the thing is baby…
i like you.
well i like what you are bringing to the table so far.
this first conversation is cool.
hell i don’t even know your last name or what your favorite color is.
i just don’t want to move so fast baby.
i want to get to know you better.
is that cool?
hello?
…um.
hello…?”

it amazes me how people are so quick to trade naked pics so fast…
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Steven Beck Is About To Be A Star (The Gay Rumors Have Started)

Screen Shot 2015-07-14 at 8.13.32 AMwell the following story gets a whole alleged.
btw: i love when a scandal breaks,
i see “@insidejamarifox” in the comments.
the foxhole keeps me so alert.
its like the “bat signal”.

love ya.
anyway so you steven beck has been sloppy.
he use to be so lowkey about his.
with all the latest attention he has been getting,
i think he forgot how to move in silence.
you suppose to be the “g” in lasanga beck!
the instagram,
“industry on blast”,
dropped all his alleged business.
including how he been allegedly messing with some vixen’s husband.
i know.
i know.
lets get into what was said…
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Tyga “Allegedly” Could Have Picked A Better Transexual

Screen Shot 2015-07-07 at 8.08.24 PMcan we talk about this scandal?
tyga is just fuckin’ all the way up,
ain’t he?

first: he is playing alleged “rock a bye baby” with kylie jenner.
second: he thought he was beyonce to release a secret album
third: he dyed his hair red to match those big red ass lips
lastly: he gets allegedly outed by a transexual today

like…
“L”s for breakfast,
lunch,
dinner,
and a midnight snack.
so this is what b scott got in an email to pop this scandal right off…
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How To Get Caught Up On The Gram

instagramIcon_400x400this isn’t really a “public foxhole” announcement,
but moreso a “you could get that ass caught up” reminder.
moreso for the d/l and some discreet foxholers.
so you know how you be on the gram right?
you be liking random dudes pics ‘n’ adding friends ‘n’ shit.
well you that your followers can see that?
…right?
well this is how “the shade room” caught “empire”s lee daniels the other day.
he was on a liking frenzy and well…
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“Get Outed With Chris Smith”: His Response!

Screen Shot 2015-04-02 at 10.09.35 PMso chris smith has responded to the allegations.
where?
instagram!
well an f-bi sent me his statement and here it goes…
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“Get Outed With Chris Smith”: His New Workout Plan?

Screen Shot 2015-04-02 at 7.28.36 PMso there maybe something to these attentionistos after all…
so everyone meet chris smith.
he is pretty fine and i think i’ve featured him before.
well mto decided to out chris “outside of instagram” relations today.
it seems like he was allegedly messing around with a
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