2003 was a good time for celebs,
but it was one of the worst years of my life.
that was when i hit rock bottom,
had no money,
and was homeless af in these forests.
i had to move in the “haunted house” that was my aunt’s crib.
mice and roaches running amok everywhere.
they made sure to have tvs and cable in every room tho.
i remember watching “newlyweds: nick and jessica simpson” on mtv.
jessica was one of the “post-britney” bots of sugary pop-dom of the late 90s.
i thought she could sing:

when their reality show debuted in 2003,
i was curious as to wtf was going on.
it was the second reality show featuring celebrities and their bts.
i remember how iconic this was…

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