demonic jackals come in many shapes and sizes.
that creature who just shot up the high school in florida is one.
that orange sludge who is running this country to hell is another.
i’m about to show the foxhole a little one i saw today.
this one was left to run wild on an 8 hour flight.
this is up close and personal footage with a mini…
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/if you didn’t watch “get out”,
i suggest you get out of this entry because spoiler ahead.

so according to jordan peele,
he had many endings for his movie,
“get out”.
this is one of the alternate endings that got scrapped…
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it’s always that one.
one who shows us who they are before we even have to question.
former nba and overseas baller wolf,
amar’e stoudemire,
says he wouldn’t even shower in the same room as a gay teammate.
so a bunch of baller wolves in the isreali league were asked:

Would you have a problem with a gay teammate?

check all the answers including amar’e…
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this morning,
i was severely eye fucked until i couldn’t be eye fucked anymore.
i was eye fucked so hard,
i needed a cigarette afterward…
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don’t get too excited foxhole.
that tweet by trey songz happens to be fake.
yeah.
not real.
no bueno.
ain’t happening.
no need to show up backstage at his tour expecting to get dug out @ his hotel.
no.
no i did not ever fantasize that.
like,
ever.
*cough*
anyway he decided to respond on twitter about it and well…
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so earlier today,
i decided to go and get some gnc multivitamins.
it makes no sense that when i wake up,
i’m ready to take my ass right back to sleep.
i havent taken multivitamins in a while,
but when i did,
i usually had a ton of energy.
since i start this job tomorrow,
i can’t be feeling like death especially on my first day.
so when i got to gnc and i saw this person at the corner…
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