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evander kane’s wife decided to show him who has the bigger hockey stick

when you marry a wolf that looks like ^this,
especially when he is a baller wolf,
you can expect fuckery.
this is why it’s better to deal with folks who don’t know how fine they are.
nhl baller wolf,
evander kane,
allegedly hasn’t been doing good to his (ex)wife,

anna kane.
she decided to rock his entire world on social media this weekend via “nbc sports“…

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evander kane allegedly been shooting up the club with his pistol

“nah baby ima pull out…
i promise ima pull out…
*squirt*
shit…”

for some wolves,
in the heat of the moment,
you might let him shoot up in your club.
in other words,
you’ll let him leave you leaking.
okay,
let me rephrase…

He’ll be bustin’ nuts all in ya

for gays,
we have the issue of catching diseases.
for straights,
it’s diseases and bringing about another human.
nhl baller wolf,
evander kane,
allegedly has been all up in his alleged side’s stomach.
so much so,
she has allegedly gotten pregnant about three times.
now she’s suing and here’s why via “tmz sports”
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