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@NFL_NBA_Hoe: This Groupie Hoe Smashed All The Foxhole Legends

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…or did she?
@NFL_NBA_Hoe got froggy,
but
her ass leaped off twitter once dez bryant threatened to sue.
trickin’ definitely ain’t for kids.

lowkey: i need those emmanuel sanders,
kyrie irving,
daniel gibson,
ochocinco,
and devin thomas dick reports/stroke resumes on my desk by monday tho.

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You Will Not Lie and Say You Banged Dez Bryant With A Strap On

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dez bryant is not happy camper.
hell i’m not.
i always pictured dez as some dick slangin’ super hero.
some groupie twitter account alleged she used a strap on dez.
or that he wanted it done in the near future.
check these tweets from their alleged sext episode…

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