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jeffree star might be talking to your fantasy in his dms

i’m not shocked anymore.
we always assume certain males are “better than that“,
but i’ve seen the finest wolves deal with the trashiest whores.
they’ll fuck,
propose,
and even have young ones with the lowest of the lows.
how many times have we seen someone get outed and wonder:

WTF were you with him??????

don’t ever think someone is too:

Fat
Ugly
Feminine
Out of shape
Nerdy
Loser
Messy AF

…to pull top tier meat in these forests.
never underestimate the power some of these folks have.
when beauty guru and problematic attentionisto,
jeffree star,
posted this today after made a joke of him playing with the wrong balls…
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iman shumpert decided to make us all pregnant this valentine’s day

this valentine’s day was pretty shitty.
i mean,
it’s always shitty so it was just another day for me.
well there was a light among the darkness when teyana taylor posted this.
it’s her baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
in a new video for his song “seance“.
foxhole…

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dwight howard claims he ain’t gay like a year later

remember when nba baller wolf,
dwight howard,
was outed a year ago?
yeah,
i forgot about that too.
dwight went on fs1’s “fair game with kristine leahy” to talk about it.
he admits the obvious when it comes to his sexuality...

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king james: in the thick of it all

king james is thick.
i know he thick.
you know he thick.
he know he thick.
this is the video is put upon his ig…
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you’d think ja rule would get more love than that

i gotta font real quick…

Ja Rule has a beautiful jail bawdy

he hasn’t aged since ’99 either.
sadly,
he has fallen off pretty hard like everyone else at “murder inc”.
ashanti might not be included.
he might have learned that at a recent bucks game for “90s” night…
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my owner lets me take yearly vacations and approves my sick days, he does

this is one of those “dumb” moments we all have.
the one where after we say something,
we catch ourselves with a heavy “wait a minute…“.
so nba baller wolf,
king james,
said on his hbo show,
“the shop”:

“In the NFL they got a bunch of old white men owning teams and they got that slave mentality,” James said. “And it’s like, ‘This is my team. You do what the f— I tell y’all to do. Or we get rid of y’all.’ ”

…which is a solid opinion.
the combine is like a modern day slave auction.