Tag: National Basketball Association
John Wall Isn’t Droppin’ Stacks On A Haircut Tho…
John Wall is really cute.
He has an upper body I require on most Wolves.
But he has an issue…
One minute I see him and I think, “OKAY HE CAN GET IT…”
Like so:
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But then other times,
I’m like “UUUUHHHHH”…
Like so…
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LeBron Should Always Dive In Head First
Well, ultimately that is my fantasy…
Ron Artest’s Angry Little Man
Damn Ron…
Anyway lol…
Are we ready to peep some baller penis???
NOT WORK SAFE…
but you know you gonna check it anyway…
Derrick Rose Has Good Dick…
… or so I am told.
Apparently he fucked a few groupies and they all came back with sold dick reports.
Yum yum.
I could do without him speaking in interviews though.
He has the  “stand there and look sexy” approach DOWN.
He just did the cover for ESPN…
Wanna see?
The League’s Biggest Ho-Bags
Complex Magazine knows they…
*checks to make sure my name isn’t on list*
whew… anyway…
Complex Magazine knows they are wrong for this…
… but they are OH SO RIGHT.
LET THE HOES GET EXPOSED!
Nothing worst than a dehydrated ho yappin’ off at the fingers.
Strapped Up All-Stars
I dunno…
I like ballers, Lord knows I do…
But NBA players don’t give me the UMPH that NFL players do.
I mean their resumes fit my qualifications…
TALL
TONED
BIG DICKED (don’t ask how I know)
…. but they just seem to be missing something…
Anyway, the Allstar game in Los Angeles is just around the corner
and some of our favorite ballers are already strapped up…
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