aj dillon will crush you with his bawdy parts

i forgot just how fine some baller wolves are.
oooooooh weee.
i was in the woods over the weekend,
but the foxhole was hitting me up about aj dillon.
aj played for boston college,
but now he plays professionally for the greenbay packers.
he was in training camp a while back,
but all the foxholer was talmbout was…
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most straight males think gay males look and act like tinker-gaddamn-bell

the straights always assume two things about gay males:

1 – Soft gentle feminine creatures who frolicking within the bushes
2 – Gigantic big bubbalicious mammals waiting to rape a straight male in jail or a dark alley

this is why they’re shocked when they meet someone who doesn’t fit that stereotype.
we all have had our assumptions of each other.
hell have you seen the mess that the straights get into these days?
after ( x yesterday’s post about @jxdahparker ),
saying he would drop a gay male for hitting on him,
this tweet flew down my timeline that i had to post…
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lebron james needs to be in the espn body issue (period)

why hasn’t lebron james been in the espn body issue?
he is the body issue.
all those issues,
and he hasn’t graced the pages to bless us with the meats.

he posted a video of him working out for “space jam 2” on his stories and well…

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d.k. metcalf brought breakfast, lunch, and dinner at the nfl combine

i think nfl combine weekend should be a national holiday for all foxes.
that’s where we’d get to watch good lookin pre baller wolves,
working out in tight compressing shorts,
and start the plotting of who we’d like to take down.
sounds like a perfect world,
right?
well i’d love to watch ^that pre baller wolf work out all weekend.
his name is d.k. metcalf and he plays college football for ole miss.
he was the talk of the combine tho.
why?…
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the wolf with the acorn crackin butt cheeks in marvin’s calendar

*the following is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

ya know,
the foxhole and God really look out for me.
so i was on marvin bienaime’s ig a while back.
he was showing different wolves that were gonna be in his calendar.
i came across one and had a question:

Who the wolf with the acorn crackin butt cheeks was?

it was this wolf…

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Does Best Buy Have A “Best Laid” Protection Plan?

remember this entry:

Who Woulda Thunk Home Depot Had All Kind of Woods, Drills, and Pipes?

i quickly mentioned how:

… has some fine ass wolves,
hybrids,
and foxes usually working there?
well one of my f-bi who commented in that entry wanted to prove my point…