one thing that drives me crazy is a dirt mouth.
like,
have you ever met an attractive dude,
the outside was looking’ real good,
his pictures on instagram was on fleek,
but as soon as he opened his mouth,
it smelled like the garbage of a coroner’s office?
yeah.
no bueno x’s 110.
mouth hygiene is very important in your daily interactions.
you can smell really good with your scent,
but that can trumped if your breath smells like straight dookie.
you know its real bad when you gotta use the word “dookie”.
now not every day will our mouth be “so fresh; so clean”,
but these are tips to avoid violating someone’s nostrils…
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adrian peterson has nice lips,
but i’m afraid they need a muzzle.
so prosecutors want adrian’s bond revoked for his latest alleged admission…
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so have you been feeling like no one listens to you?
have people been making traction marks on your back?
what about being being stabbed in the back recently?
does everyone depend on you for shit?
but wait tho…
as soon as you need help,
or you need someone to talk to,
is no one is there to return the favor?
the same people you were once there for are now gone.
don’t you hate the ones who are quick to turn the tables on you?
play the victim like you did something wrong.
yeah.
you’re that guy and so was i,
but guess what?
i got the solution to cut all that shit.
starting now.
it should get you the respect you deserve.
may even get some new dick in the process.
what is it?…
Continue reading “My Mouth Got You Down There On Your Knees (How It Feel?)” →

i have the real full blown interview with chris culliver and artie lange.
you know.
the one where he puts his whole foot in his mouth.
well, down his throat rather…

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am i the only one who thinks he is cute?

star fox actually brought him to my attention one day.
it was like he was scared to ask me if i thought he was cute.
i been thought he was handsome.
i like his mouth.
they look like they would give a good ride if sat one.
… and enhance my life with good conversation!

b.o.b did a little segment on a day in his life…

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not really,
but something better.

you ever had a craving for this?
all someone has to do is mention it and you gotta go get sum?
maybe you got your cravings under control.
i know.
sometimes i get so hungry for it,
that when i do get it,
i can put 2 or 3 in my mouth at one time.
i’m pretty damn frisky.
then, i get super mad when it’s done.

so i had to ask about the 3 below.
3 different flavors.
3 different tastes.
1 makes the cut…

Continue reading “What Is Long, Can Be Salty, and You Put It In Your Mouth And Swallow?” →