Would You Let This Man Be Your Mentor?

brad+pitt+short+hairstyle+1listen im about to be all the real honest.
you know i don’t give a damn.
ever since i was a teenager,
ive wanted to sleep with brad pitt.
he sealed my attraction to him in “oceans 11” and “mr. and mrs. smith”.
he is vintage white penis.
anyway even though angie j has sucked the life out him,
i’m sure literally,
he has taken an eye to my lupita nyong’o.
so much so he wants to mentor her career.
uh oh?
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Lupita Nyong’o: My Vixen Obsession

rs_634x1024-140118164259-634-Lupita-Nyongo_-sag.ls.11814_copyget into lupita nyong’o…
30.
born in kenya.
yale school of drama graduate.
i love everything about this woman.
she played her character,
“patsey”,
so well in her first role,
“12 years a slave”.
i thought about her character days after i watched the movie.
last night she won the sag award for “best supporting actress” over julia roberts,
jennifer lawerence,
and lady oprah!
check her acceptance speech…
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