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Job Interviews, Getting Lost, and Apple Juice (The End of a Good Day)

so yesterday was another interview.
one that i wasn’t even nervous about it at all.
it was at a temp agency where i’m hoping would help me find a good job.
so i woke up and laid around,
read a passage out my book,
and then decided to get up to take a shower.
job interview fox swagg, you ask?
well…

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Breezy Wolf Learned How To Beat Up A Coochie At Age 8

like a virgin.
touched for the very first time…
breezy wolf can definitely relate.
he has said a lot of things,
but this latest admission by far is the most… wow.
he admits to the guardian that he lost his virginity at a eight years old.
he also admits that is the reason he knows his way inside sum walls today…

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I’m Just Not Fuckin’ Anyone Right Now. Is That Bad?

growth.
you know when you have grown because you look at things differently.
before you may have cursed someone out for violating your entire situation.
now you take a deep breath,
ignore,
and move on.
let them look stuck on stupid because you pay them dust.
what happens when you realize you outgrow people in your life?
even though you still have a connection to them?
well i have been talking to a friend i x mentioned on here recently,
but now i’m realizing i’m starting to be over it.
we had a conversation recently that went like this…

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The Mental Tie That Un-Bynes

i remember amanda bynes looking like this:

…so who is this?

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To Hell With A Mirror; I May Need A Magnifying Glass.

ummmmmmmmmm.
what the hell is going on in this new justin timberlake video for mirrors?…

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I Went And Got Some Fat Butt Cheeks And Now I Can’t Touch My Feet

so you want cake?
cheeks?
boo-tay?

you don’t want to pay the $10,000 to go to a professional.
get the fat sucked out of one place and put in your ass.
nope.
you want to go to that man you heard about that live in the apartment in the back alley.
the others got it done and they look great!
well i got something that may make you chill on that…