“Hi, My Ass Is Loose. Can We Still Fall In Love?”

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so i was having an interesting convo with my home wolf the other day.
as much as i like talking to foxes,
i love speaking with wolves.
it doesn’t even matter if they’re gay or straight.
like hoes,
i find their views on dating and sex very fascinating.
during our conversation,
i asked him when was the last time he had sex.
he told me how he banged some fox the other day,
but there was a tiny problem…
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She May Have A Big Box! Cut Her Some Slack.

Khloe-Kardashian-Tumblr-Tuesday-Kasually-Kardashian-7remember when young jeezy was dating khoe kardashian?
yeah me neither.
well he had some stuff to say about her box
…4 years later.
why is he not talkin about his music?
oh.
hsk has the word on the street…

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f0xmail: Can I Take A Pipe Everyday Without My Walls Looking Like An Abandoned Building?

FOXMAIL

I’m 19 years old and in a about two weeks, my boyfriend is coming back for the army. I told him when he came back that I would finally give him some ass. This will be my first time ever taking dick in the ass. Now, I know how to enema and prep myself, I’ve done it before to make sure I knew what I was doing. What I’m concerned about is my health when I get older and am I supposed to tighten up while I’m taking dick so I won’t have a busted booty hole like the numerous amount of big booty holes I’ve seen on on xtube, xvideos, tumblr, etc. Can you take dick every day (the same dick) and still keep a tight ass hole?

MY ANSWER

(this is a not safe for work entry)…

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Braylon Goes Bye Bye

In early August, the 49ers signed Braylon Edwards to an incentive-laden, one-year contract worth $1 million in base salary, a pittance for a big-bodied receiver with Edwards’ resume.

As it turns out, San Francisco got what it paid for.

The unproductive marriage between the 49ers and the former Pro Bowler ended Tuesday, when the injury-riddled Edwards, 28, was released after collecting 15 catches for 181 yards with no touchdowns in nine games.

Edwards, who suffered a knee injury in Week 2 and a shoulder injury in Week 9, announced his release on his website. Niners coach Jim Harbaugh confirmed Edwards’ release Tuesday morning on his weekly appearance on KNBR.

“I was released today by the 49ers due to my injury that required more time to rehab and hasn’t allowed me to re-sync with the offense,” Edwards wrote. “I wish the 49ers organization the best of luck during the Playoffs. I will be working hard this off season to strengthen my knee and prepare for the 2012 season.”

Edwards had just two catches in the final four games in which he played, and quarterback Alex Smith had a 1.7 passer rating when targeting Edwards in those contests, completing 2 of 11 passes for 14 yards with an interception. In Saturday’s 19-17 win at Seattle, Edwards had more penalties (two) than catches (one).

Still, the 49ers’ decision to part ways in Week 17 is surprising, given that Michael Crabtree (team-high 64 catches) is their only wide receiver with more than 20 receptions this season.

In addition, Crabtree and seldom-used Brett Swain are their only healthy receivers. Ted Ginn Jr. sat out Saturday’s game with an ankle injury, and Kyle Williams didn’t finish the game after he was sandwiched by two Seattle defenders on a kickoff return.

The 49ers will sign a wide receiver to fill Edwards’ roster spot, and they could also be in the market for a tight end with Delanie Walker’s status in doubt for the postseason because of a jaw injury he suffered against the Seahawks.

So why not keep Edwards, one year removed from a 53-catch, 904-yard season, in hopes he could turn it around in the playoffs?

For starters, it probably didn’t endear Edwards to Harbaugh in late November when the receiver told the media before consulting with his coach that he needed time off because of his injuries. Then, there were signs during the past several weeks that Edwards was disgruntled with his role in the offense.

After he played just 12 snaps and didn’t have a catch in a 21-19 loss at Arizona on Dec. 11, he waved off reporters, telling them to talk to receivers on the team who played.

On Dec. 19, Edward was inactive for non-injury related reasons for a 20-3 win against the Steelers. Harbaugh said Edwards was sidelined based on his performance in practices and games.

On Thursday, Harbaugh, asked if Edwards had a long-term future in San Francisco, offered a terse, two-word response: “We’ll see.”

On Tuesday, we did.

Aww my poor big caked Foxy 49er….
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The Inner Depths of my Velvet Walls

I saw the nastiest thing the other day via Xtube.
If you want to peep it ———-> CLICK HERE.

I just can’t understand WHY Foxes exploit themselves for an hour of penis.
3 Wolf on 1 burrito, cum sliding out, and our version of beef curtains.
I can’t…

After I threw up my Chicken and Broccoli calzone,
I thought about us who keep it tite AND right.
NOT EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY THEY GOT ACCESS IN YA SHIT.
That means you just easy admittance.
Some of us let a Wolf work for it.
We do not have so much leg work going in and out of our Foxholes.
Just because we know the value of reaction at a nice grip.
Nothing makes for a good night than Velvet Walls.

Take a gander at the 3 levels in your Fox hole….

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