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It Might Feel Like Food Poisoning To Be A Stan and Get Unfollowed

in the song “stan” by eminem,
he points out the dangers of being obsessed with celebrities.

in 2017,
stan culture is prevalent than ever.
even ig attentionistos/nistas with no talent have stans.
confused,
to say the least.
well a stan of nicki minaj got unfollowed today.
a “barb” is what you call them.
they did the ultimate ” no-no”.
this is what they did via entertainment for breakfast…
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Hakeem From Empire Changes His Wig

personally,
i like hakeem with a ceasar a la “the new edition story”.
so hakeem,
aka bryshere gray of “empire” fame,
did spike tv’s “lip sync battle”.
not only did he change his wig,
but he put on lipstick as well for his version of a taylor swift song…
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Crack That Egg All On My Face Daddy (Fuck Jackal Hi-jinx)

was anyone ever really impressed with brian pumper?
his hair and bawdy is the truth,
but i never saw a foXXX with him that impressed me.
he is just all around weird af.
as you know,
he is rapper wolf attentionisto in thse forests.
he has a new song called “crackin eggs”.
you read right.
peep is the song…

Cam Newton: The King Baller Wolf of Petty

cam newton is an incredible baller wolf,
but he is also a divo.
it’s no secret.
well who knew he was super petty?
i don’t think that’s a secret as well.
well a reporter started questioning cam about a picture on his ig.
well this was cam’s response…
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