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if you are muting r. kelly, be prepared to mute some of your fav songs too

so i’m sick with the flu this weekend.
i know,
lucky me.
i decided to finish watching all 6 parts of the r. kelly documentary.
thoughts:

THAT HYENA IS SICK!

i cried while watching it too.
it was really hard to watch.
i was so grossed out at all the allegations i heard and saw.

sidebar: i place blame on most of the parents of these young vixens too.
sparkle gets a lot of blame herself.
they need to come get their “dumb ass” awards.

i was reminded r. kelly has a vast catalogue.
it didn’t help they played his music throughout the doc.
not only that,
he has written a ton of songs for various artists.
the songs we grew up on from some legendary artists too.
i hate that most of these songs are favs via “buzzfeed”
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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

@NFL_NBA_Hoe: This Groupie Hoe Smashed All The Foxhole Legends

HOESHOESANDMOREHOES

…or did she?
@NFL_NBA_Hoe got froggy,
but
her ass leaped off twitter once dez bryant threatened to sue.
trickin’ definitely ain’t for kids.

lowkey: i need those emmanuel sanders,
kyrie irving,
daniel gibson,
ochocinco,
and devin thomas dick reports/stroke resumes on my desk by monday tho.