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Lamar Odom, In All His Bed Ridden Glory, Reconciles With Khloe Kardashian

khloe-kardashian-ruined-lamar-well god was not done with them yet!
no he wasn’t!
*speaks in tongues*

it seems that khloe kardashian had a change of heart.
she was out here “thottin ‘n’ boppin” as a still-married vixen,
but things change when your estranged hubby nearly dies in a vegas brothel.
nothing says “come back home” like an overdose on herbal viagra.
so khloe has decided to give lamar odom another chance.
…or was it the other way around?
this is what tmz said…
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The First Family Releases A Statement About Lamar Odom

635796468412301160-Cosmopolitan---November-2015---Newsstandyou read right.
“the first family” released a statement about lamar odom.

well almost all the sisters did.
this is what they collectively had to say…
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My Tite Foxhole Should Get 5,000 Likes (Social Media)

tumblr_m8py8v2sit1r1thfzo1_1280i was reading up on this “lamar odom” story today.
the media and “that family” are a dangerous thing.
they are both like a drug almost.
the media being the worst of the two.
one minute it’s praising you for your accomplishments.
the next 15,
they are watching and reporting your downfall.
well unless you have a “cruel de jenner” on your payroll.
for the common animals,
like you and i,
social media is our version of the media.
everyone is watching you,
liking your shit,
and even leaving these amazing comments about your disgusting lookin’ food or bad ass child.
what you don’t realize is once your image gets tainted,
and accusations start flying,
it will become the start of you being yesterday’s news.
if the rumors turn out to be true,
you end up contemplating suicide.
how does one not live without 500-1,000 likes on one picture?
the horror.
oh,
the horror!

so i had to wonder…

Why do people want to become famous again?

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Khloe May Have To Pull The Plug on Lamar

lamar-odom-khloe-kardashianwell this is a pretty sad turn for lamar.
the kardashians packed the show up and headed to vegas for lamar odom.
the big one,
his wife,
is the one making the medical decisions for him.
according to people
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“Stuck and Left Naked With A Hard Penis” (Lamar Odom)

lamar-odomdamn i just come home from a long day’s work and see this news.
lamar odom fighting for his life after being found unconscious”.
um…
wtf?
i didn’t know it was like that with him.
check what tmz sports had to say…
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So This Is Who Khloe Kardashian Is Allegedly Getting Dug Out By?

Screen Shot 2013-09-26 at 4.02.04 PMkhloe.
good move.
he looks hood, dumb, and got that “fuck you stupid” pipe.
everyone meet the game’s brother deandre morris aka byrd.
i always see him working out with fine ass game,
but i thought he was a friend.
who knew he was laying his pipe up in a kardashian as well?
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