so i saw these pictures today and was blown away.
it was kylie jenner’s photo shoot for galore magazine.
they were taken by terry richardson.
check these out…
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….and to let us know he was campaigning hard body for that coochie.
allegedly.
so everyone raise their hands on if you thought tyga was allegedly fuckin’ kylie jenner.
please don’t drop your phones and laptops.
well this new video he released titled “stimulated”,
starring a brand new 18 year old,
was his “debut” of their supposed relationship.
take a look…
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this  attentionista ^here.
allegedly.
kylie’s birthday is on the 10th of august,
but she has started celebrating early.
she is officially legal(ish).
i guess tyga can finally claim her in public now.
ya know…
without that illegal thing over his head.
all alleged of course.
thank god for that?

they say we all have someone we look up to in life.
kylie jenner clearly looks up to her big sister,
kim.
too bad kylie had to get plastic parts,
wear 20 pounds of make up,
and allegedly date a gigantic simp to be like her.
then again…
she is following kim’s lead to the t.

lowkey: she looks beautiful tho.
money will spent.

i remember it like it was yesterday.
i was sitting in my crib,
late at night,
and twitter suddenly went on fire.

“BEYONCE HAS A NEW FUCKIN’ ALBUM ON ITUNES!!!!”

i was like:

“…huh?”

i like to think i’m a foxy entertainment connoisseur.
i’m usually in the loop with artists i give a fuck about.
my foxy senses had no prior alert of a beyonce album.
well sho nuff…
b released an album and went on to sell over a million copies.
tyga…

…tried the same formula and only sold 2,200.
even with a tweet from his under aged friend,
kylie jenner,
the “gold album” still went triple ply wood.
even with production from another honorary kardashian,
kanye west,
the “gold album” still went platinum gum wrapper.
well this was his explanation for the low sales on twitter…
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well little kim,
aka kylie jenner,
is definitely not ^that vixen anymore.
at the ripe age of 17,
she has transformed into something…
magical.
she appeared at the grand opening of “sugar factory” in miami friday night.
i think the surgeries have healed nicely…
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