i liked when khloe kardashian was “the big one”.
this was when kkk first came on the scene.
she was outspoken and shook the table.
i felt she didn’t put up with her family’s shit,
especially kim,
and made sure we all knew that.

It seems like as the years went on,
she wanted to be just like Kim.

…because she has cheffed up her face and bawdy to be “like the rest”.
khloe has had it pretty rough with dating.
low self-esteem will do that to ya.
she claims that she has brain trauma in a recent episode.
why?
“tristan thompson” is why…

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and to think in the beginning,
she was “the different one“.

can people tell when someone isn’t into them?
people can get into relationships,
have sex,
have good sex,
breed,
and it still won’t mean shit.
that is what i feel about the saga that is tristan thompson and khloe kardashian.

 

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he is JUST not into her.
it got confirmed he got that random pregnant,
after denying that he had never done anything with her,
and he posts this ig  once it’s confirmed he is the baby daddy...

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body dysmorphic disorder.
it’s when you see every little flaw and think that’s what people see.
it’s why the attentionistos work out so hard and still think they’re fat.
social media doesn’t help because we are bombarded with “perfect” images all day.
everyone glows,
takes the best selfie,
and is living this luxurious life.
so we try to tweak,
filter,
and face tune so we can join the ranks of “ig baddie”.
i’ve learned that 95% of people on social media suffer from body dysmorphic disorder.
khloe kardashian strikes me a perfect example.
foxhole,
who is this?…
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i love how ^that doesn’t look like her.
anyhoo,
after all the drama,
a healthy girl cub was brought into the world.
khloe kardashian named her “true thompson”.
it doesn’t sound as crazy as “stormi” and “chicago”.
i sense shade,
irony,
and a ton of jokes with the name of that newborn.
“true” actually has a meaning and didn’t come out of her ass.
this is how she came up with the name…
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how you get em is how you lose em.
khloe kardashain thought she snagged a prize.
even i thought tristan thompson was legit.
sidebar: i’ve seen him in person.
he is handsome af,
shaped like a straight vixen with those hips and tail.
well all these receipts came out the closet today with him.
this is “so” not gonna be good for khloe’s pregnancy…
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so it’s gonna be a lot of baby showers in the kardashian household.
“the big one” aka khloe kardashian is allegedly with cub.
yes.
after years of trying,
with various wolves she has dated,
this baller wolf is the lucky winner to be stuck with that family.
this is what tmz had to say…
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