is there an exit button on this keke palmer and ain’t sh*t baby daddy group chat?

I had to wonder:
Why do we always find ourselves stuck playing “The Free Therapist” to those trapped in a toxic relationship?

there’s nothing more exhausting than the friend who’s stuck on the ride of an ain’t shit jackal.
her other vixen friends have learned to tune her out,
so she comes to her best gay with her tales of woe,
knowing we’ll lend an ear and be ready to ride out.
she’ll present you with a dossier of evidence of his bad behavior.
swearing up and down that she’s done,
but once the loneliness kicks in and there’s no other wolf waiting in the wings

Guess who’s soft debuting on socials with her ‘ain’t shit’ jackal?

rinse and repeat until the next break up for another free therapy session.

take keke palmer,
for example.

she ( x stirred up all that drama ) about her baby daddy,
darius daulton,
last year.
we thought she was done but yesterday

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antonio brown claims he ran keke palmer like the olympics?

ex nfl baller wolf-turned-jackal,
antonio brown,
use to crack me up on snap because of ^this look.
he would always look in the camera like ^that.
it was so bizarre to see because it happened every time.
hollywood and sports come together on quite a few occasions.
sometimes,
they cum together as well.
antonio is allegeding he use to cum with keke palmer.
so much so…

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so mama palmer allegedly outs usher to protect keke?

sometimes,
you get caught up in the crossfire with other people.
they are beefing and you randomly get dragged into it.

Sidebar: we tried to had told Keke Palmer about that jackal of hers.
She told us to mind our business.
Some vixens always end up in this kind of drama with a BD.
They want a kid and settle for anyone with the semblance of looks and good dick.

…but usher has been minding his business,
drinking his water,
and doing his shows at his vegas residency.
it seems like its outing season for this scorpio season cause…

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the mercury retrograde brought darius jackson back to keke palmer (aww cutes!)

when i was dealing with the work wolf issue,
i didn’t think i’d ever leave him alone tbh.
i’ll be 100 with you:

If he would have opened the gate for a re-do,
I would have gone back with my tail tucked between my legs.

when i look back at that rough time in my life,
The Foxhole legit dragged me so hard and i’m grateful.
i think God made us separate for all the right reasons.
it couldn’t be seen back then but it was the plan for now.

Did we really think Keke Palmer was going to completely leave her baby daddy,
Darius Jackson?

survey says

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keke palmer’s baby daddy, darius jackson, is still being roasted over a high flame.

all he had to do was sit down,
be light skin,
and don’t touch anything.
does he even have a job other than working keke palmer?

the internet knows before these vixens do.
i think they do too but their baby fever clouds their judgment.
when someone is trash but we are in love or dickmatized,
we always miss or ignore the signs.
it rarely has anything to do with jealousy or being a hater:

People can see the bigger picture than what is being presented. 

 keke palmer’s baby daddy,
darius jackson (brother of dro from insecure/sarunas jackson)

…has been on the grill for the last few days.
it all started because he needed to start typing about keke on his twitter

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so trey songz is the latest in 2020 cancellation?

everyone is coming for trey songz.
he has had accusations before,
but they were all swept under the rug.
in 2020,
this is the year of judgment.
he went from “dilf” to “get him tf outta here“.
so attenionista extraordinaire,
celina powell,
accused trey of holding her against her will and peeing on her:

in which he provided receipts to squash her claims…
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