Birdman Out Here Giving Free Cash Money To Foxes Like Welfare

so why no one aint tolded-ed me birdman was the untapped resource?
birdman stay lacing his jump offs with the finest.
ima need him to cape for my bills and career at this point.
while we chasing meat we can actually stomach laying on top of us,
birdman out here giving “the foxi swagg premium lifestyle” to a chosen few.
like so…
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Have You Ever Been To These Baller Wolves Sex House?

every baller wolf has a sex house.
your baller wolf may have a sex house.
hell your regular wolf may have a sex house.
a sex house is a place where they bring road kill.
you don’t take road kill to your spot.
they don’t get that luxury.
it’s just sex on a bed covered in other baller wolves dried kids.
sounds disgustingly exciting, right?
well these baller wolves:

mike sims-walker,
brandon marshall,
and chris johnson’s shared sex house is connected to a murder…

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Remember The Baller Wolf With The Big Meat?

remember him:

how can we forget.
well he was in this scandal:

Chicago Bears Baller Wolf Has Some Big Leakage From An “Hit N Quit” Vixen

…i’m still looking at that hoe sideways.
either way,
i couldn’t find joey’s twitter or instagram.
hoodsworld,
my love,
tracked him down…

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It Smells Like “Eau de Toilette: Le Side Hoe” In Here

i had a feeling it was too good to be true.
thank god i been there before.
was way too sexual,
said all the right sexual things,
only wanted to meet to try something sexual.
whatchu think?
i didn’t come this far to be “the dumb bitch” now right?…

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Chicago Bears Baller Wolf Has Some Big Leakage From An “Hit N Quit” Vixen

let’s get into something a little light.
i hate to damper the mood with what i was going through.
time to talk our favorite topic:

BALLER PEEN.

everyone meet joe anderson:

he plays wide receiver for the chicago bears.
judging from this:

he pretty much sits on the bench.
which means he would have a lot of time to get into trouble.
joe is about to be married and found himself talking to this vixen on the side:

well of course she got her walls re-arragned and dropped like a bad habit.
what did she do next?…

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Whose Ready To See Ochocinco’s Peen Picture?

it was a about time.
i was expecting a sex tape.
guess i lost that bet with myself.
some jump off allegedly leaked the picture during a showdown with evelyn on twitter.
evelyn was throwing dirt at her,
so the jump off proved she was about that life.
that “ocho” pipe….