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If It’s Broke, Well Then Cum Fix It (Season Finale)

FINISH“blarggggg ughhh mmmm!.”

wtf?
is this bitch that drunk?
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If It’s Broke, Well Then Cum Fix It

okyes“whaddup?”

his deep voice blared through my iPhone speaker.

“i’m in trouble.” i said, trying not to sound overly dramatic.

i tend to do that.

“yo whats wrong?
you okay?
who fuckin’ with you?”
you need to come over to your crib?”

god.
i loved when he talked to me like that.
ready to fuck someone up for me on command.
no.
this time this is my fault and i needed his help…

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Shaq Beat The P*ssy Bloody?

Shaq has countless jumpoffs.

I should know.
I was one of them.

LOL JK

 Naw, but I hear that was 1 of the reasons Shaunie left Shaq.
Let me introduce you to the Vixen named Jasmine.

Jasmine had been fucking Shaq and wrote him a letter for her love of the big guy.
How it ended up on Mediatakeout?
That is beyond me.
(maybe she is looking for a new baller since Shaq probably dropped her like a hot potato)

Anyway here is the letter to “her King”…

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