you ever met someone who can’t sit the fuck down?
like, they always have to be everywhere.
they’re never alone because they serial date,
fuck,
party,
or go through friends like toilet paper.
well meet the extrovert.
i know you met that person who is extremely quiet.
super duper shy and it may take a lot to get their out their shell.
they usually keep to themselves and mind their business.
well hello there introvert.
most of the big time celebs are usually introverted.
beyonce,
jay z,
angelina jolie,
johnny depp,
and julia roberts.
they open up when it’s for work or whatever.
other than that,
they are extremely private and like it like that.
breezy wolf,
songzbird,
evelyn lozada,
kim kardashian,
and charlie sheen are extroverts.
extroverts don’t think before they do something.
they also need people to help them recharge.
if you pay close attention online,
you can tell who is who.
it’s really not that hard once you read twitter timelines or see instagram photos.
so i had to ask…

Which one are you?

Continue reading “Ask Me To Come Out Again and I’ll Punch You In The Face (Introvert Problems)” →

ummm, you’re packed and you’re stacked ‘specially in the back
wolfie i wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, mom)
can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
if looks could kill you would be an uzi
you’re a shotgun – bang!
what’s up with that thang?
i wanna know how does it hang?
straight up, wait up, hold up, mr. lover
like prince said you’re a sexy mutha-
well-a, i like ’em real wild, b-boy style by the mile
smooth black skin with a smile
bright as the sun
i wanna have some fun
come (come) and (hmmm) give me some of that yum-yum
chocolate chip, honey dip, can i get a scoop? (please)
baby, take a ride in my coupe,
you make me wanna…

x ya feel me?

did you get down on your knees this morning?
you should be thankful god woke you up.
grateful to be brought out of yesterday safely.
it’s also going to be an amazing week a-head…
Continue reading “WOLF MEAT: (340)” →

they put anything on vine these days.
what does this white baby know about lil boosie?
  his owner may know…

Continue reading “A White Baby Wants Lil Boosie Free” →

obviously tami roman didn’t see this in editing.
so this flashed across my timeline.
i’m listening to yeezus and not watching bb wives.
i may have to tune in.
even though tami can be a bully of epic proportions,
she should realize:

lowkey: oh she just put this:

well duh tami.
they are adult mean girls.
wasn’t she one too?
  tami wasn’t feeling this way when she was in the circle.
talkin’ shit about all the other chicks of basketball girlfriend’s past.
finally realizing you’re just a square t?

x go check up on tami twitter

who would have thought in a million years,
baller wolves tim tebow and vince young,
would be struggling to find a team?
as you know tim has been cut three times since being drafted.
vince was just banished and left for dead.
is there a #comeback in the cards for these two?
or are they just busts?
well who knows really.
tim has charisma,
his virginity,
the bible,
and most of all – white.
vince went and got his degree in applied learning and development.
good for him for getting that plan b.
whatever the outcome is,
the foxhole wishes them the bust… er, the best!

x read about tim’s bust
x read about vince’s bust