Jamie Foxx Elects Him, Will Smith, and Kanye West As New Civil Rights Leaders

civilleaderswould you take leadership from jamie foxx?
what about will smith and kanye west?
well jamie wants to step up to the plate since no one else is.
check his speech at the lincoln memorial
honoring martin luther king’s “i have a dream” own speech

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Alicia Keys Hair Stars In Dumb and Dumber 2013

umoki was just watching alicia keys video for “teenage love affair” the other day.
i remember i use to look at that vixen in the pink coat hair.
i always thought how her haircut really suit her face.
at first i thought it was ashanti.
well who knew alicia keys was reading my mind?
she decided to duplicate the same look in 2013…

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Raise Your Hand If You Were Personally Victimized By Ricky Martin

originalricky martin use to be livin la vida loca in homophobia!
see what i did there?
he was once a bully to his own kind.
yup.
sounds like a foreshadow, doesn’t it?
well this is what he told gq australia about his trife life in the closet…

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iSPY: WOLF MEAT: (339)

febbuses281429my favorite seat on the bus.
the view is always exceptional.
you can always see who is cummin on or getting off.
maybe to get you off?
well someone else from tumblr feels the same as well.
like so…

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I Call Him Daddy Because He Really Is A Daddy

Favim.com-15307“everyone has fuckin’ kids nowadays!”
i was just telling someone that the other day.
funny how in a yesterday’s comment box,
someone echoed the same sentiment.
back in the day,
like way back in the 30s or 40s,
it use to be adults getting married and settling down.
having a child out of wedlock was frowned upon.
now anyone with a fresh wardrobe and instagram account is a daddy.
…and not in the good sexual way as it should be!
it’s really common to mess with a DILF.
“DADDY ID LIKE TAH F”.
it don’t even matter the age of the wolf because times have certainly changed.
the “daddy” movement is getting younger and younger.
hell that DILF could be a hot 21 and not 41.
some dudes have 2 to 7 kids before they even reach thirty.
he obviously knows his way around a hole and had a falling out with condoms.
i always wondered how that kid would feel knowing his dad is banging you out/getting banged out?
“call me daddy!” fantasy ruined… kinda?
i started to wonder…

Does it feel weird to mess with a DILF?

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A Hot Cup O’ Joe Anderson, That Is

Screen Shot 2013-08-29 at 10.27.10 PMladies and gents you remember joe anderson right?
he is a baller wolf that plays for the chicago bears.
  he was
also part of this mini scandal:

x the big pipe chronicles

the meat was…
well joe is also a scorpio.
…and from texas!
you know how i feel about those damn scorpios.
you know how i feel about wolves from texas.
*drip drop*
an f-bi sent me some more of scorpio joey from texas

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