i’m not really into gay clubs/bars.
depending on the event,
i’m not into the straight ones either.
well that is unless i’m in VIP.
i don’t do “on the floor”; no j.lo.
last night a hybrid associate wanted me to come out.
he knew i was depressed so he wanted me to “remember” what fun the city was.
i thought we were going to a restaurant or something.
no.
oh no.
he wanted me to meet his new snow fox that he has been messing with for two months.

“you made me miss breaking bad and devious maids for this?” i asked, when i arrived downtown.
“he’ll pay for your food and dranks.”
“…okay so where we going.”
“a gay bar.”
“oh jesus.”

i wanted to turn around…
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i feel like a “bolo kielbasa” for lunch.
what about you?

i want an afternoon meat workout…
…with him.

ain’t he fine?
so ya’ll know next to kerry rhodes getting the foxhole,
wolfie braylon edwards cums in a close second.
sheesh.
so how mad was i when i recently heard they released him from the jets?
bray – what gives?
i saw him play in a pre-season game and then *pooof*.
well i went to check out ( x his instagram ) and saw this video.
i knew bray was a cake smuggler in his pants,
but i didn’t know it sat like that…
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the lord has spoken?
lord jamar from the 90s hiphop group,
brand nubian,
does not like gay people.
i don’t care what he tells me.
he spoke out about ( x kanye being “the homo of hiphop” ) already.
vlad tv interviewed him and ask about mister cee’s recent issue and well…

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oh jesus!
you can find me under a rock!
lowkey: i see he conveniently put his keys in the shot as well.
not slick mr. meat.