it looks like peanut is on a revealing tangent.
after it was implied that kerry was allegedly banging maxwell,
the vomit rose in peanut’s throat.
so what would any common folk do?
well he:

a: says that he dating jason collins now

b: shows the world what he doesn’t have the luxury of having anymore

i mean look at all of this “alleged” prime beef here…

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on my #sadderday,
i just got new music.
well i got 2 chainz monday.
don’t tell no one.
he made “ratchet jamari” do a little jig in my living room.
i liked this album over his first personally.
i’m about to listen to janelle for my background noise.
“soulbruvvah jamari” needs some thinkin’ music.
lets see how this goes…

“baby i’m horny…”
…and i’d already be naked.

…this looks exactly like my role play fantasy come to life.

“let me upload this to myexisabastard.com tonight.
that will show him!”
so your ex has pissed you off.
don’t they all?
well you have all his nudes and sex videos in your possession.
with a little photo shop you can block out your face and give everyone a little show and tell.
tell how much of a freak he is in the bed.
l with an upcoming law tho,
you better just jack off to the memories.
“revenge porn” could have you sitting in jail…

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he looks sexy in that picture.
don’t kill me mariah.
so nick cannon is living the black american dream.
he is rich,
has a successful tv show,
doesn’t have a raging drug habit,
married to a r&b diva,
and has two cute kids within wedlock.
so what else is there left to do?
oh i know!
get on bethanny frankel’s new talk show and teach us how to twerk.
yes thats right.
below is nick cannon teaching us that “miley cyrus” twerksum…
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