billy porter shows us how to bow down and kiss the ring

billy porter sort of annoys me now.
he comes off fake and doesn’t come off effortless.
it’s like he’s trying too hard or something.
he went to the white house for their juneteenth event and…
well,
he did something that got him trending in the worst way possible…

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this is what happens when you f*ck someone a little too good

I had to wonder:
When will we learn to stop thinking with our…
little heads?

there’s a saying: you can’t tell a hard dick nothing.
this might explain why so many males end up in constant chaos.
the dick takes control and ain’t trying to hear common sense and reasoning.
from entangling with folks we shouldn’t to catching diseases like pokémon,
we often fall victim to our lack of self-control.
take my straight wolf friend,
for instance.
we’ll call him hanky

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the tortured wallets department, am i right?

as you know,
or didn’t,
but i’ve always been into taylor swift’s music
.
as always,
i have to be honest with The Foxhole:

Her latest album was so boring to me.
I gave it five songs before i had to tap out.

It sounded like one long song and the vibes were off.

as taylor milks the “tortured poets department” for all it’s worth,
the swifties are still lappin’ it up.
she’s re-released the same album 34 times with one or two new tracks,
just to keep other pop gals from stealing the spotlight.
honestly,
it’s a little unfair and definitely shady.
billboard’s counting all these re-releases and keeping her at number one.
here’s all the 34 versions she’s put out

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the best way to get his interest is to just walk up and grab that dack

What happens when a man doesn’t reciprocate your interest after we do a bold move?

if a wolf that i’m interested in doesn’t give me an opening after i drop hints,
i try to maintain a healthy distance until further notice.
if not,
i move on and leave him alone.
i know,
booooooooring.

making someone else uncomfortable,
especially a male who might be straight or not interested,
makes me uncomfortable and can start rumors

…but it seems a majority of people have no filter nowadays.

just yesterday,
it happened to tariq from power aka michael rainey jr. on a live stream.

someone decided to walk up to him and grab his attention

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it follows after you have sex and get to itching

it follows is a movie about a demon that kills you after sex.
if this were real,
many of us wouldn’t stand a chance.
every year,
there’s a new real life version of it follows when it comes to sex.

Have sex and you might leave with a demon that needs medication.

2024’s new story line of it follows is in new yawk and…

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did this wrestler that’s on TV have a gay porn past?

I couldn’t help but wonder:
Do we ever really escape our past?

we all have one,
lurking in the shadows.
even our favorite celebs have secrets they’d rather say buried.
from sketchy tweets,
DL shenanigans,
fuckin’ the taken and married,
bridges we’ve flambéed to a crisp,
and tales of pure stupidity that we cringe at now,
there are things we all wish could stay buried deep.
yet,
despite our best efforts,
our pasts have a way of resurfacing long after we’ve moved on,
especially on social media where nothing stays buried for long.

What if your past was gay porn?

is that the alleged past of that wolf up above?…

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