the baller who dashed after someone dipped in his butthole

when someone acquires a service from you,
you expect to be paid.

i don’t know why people try to skip out on paying sex workers.
you wanted to live out all of your filthy sexual fantasies for about an hour…

…but you want to dip and dash like you’re a teenager at i-Hop.

the following baller wolf decided to skip out on paying a sex worker.
she was gon’ get her money

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make it a list and check them wayward hoes twice

“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” – Oprah Winfrey

Foxholer,
i’d ride the bus with you or at least go half for on uber.

one day,
you and i will rise tho.

we’ll turn in that beat-up limo into our lambo to stardom,
cruising straight to our dreams.
funny thing is,
the folks who never gave us a second glance will suddenly be our best friends.
our DMS will go from dry to “yooooooo i see you!“.
those guys who curved us will finally put us on their “to do” list heavy.
do we indulge

or do we say “fuck you” and not in the way we wanted before?
i had to wonder…

Why is it that success makes everyone else so fake?

i’ve always believed in preparing for your come-up.
you never know when it’ll happen because it could happen tomorrow.
there’s one thing i need you to do for me…

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you want their acceptance; they want you dead

I couldn’t help but wonder:
Why do we crave acceptance so bad from the obviously wrong people?

when we desperately need someone(s) and they sense that,
they’ll use it to control us.

they’ll push you to see just how far up their ass you’re willing to go.
for some,
the entrance while others look for a home in their colon.
a jackal from my past has a grudge against me…

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she was racist, got fired, and will probably be rich af soon

everyone cheered when they heard this white she-jackal was fired from her job.
she is the one who went viral for using the “n” word,
while cooking something i’m sure was only seasoned with salt and pepper,
and looking like what harrison butkler was talking about in his speech.
for those who missed it:

she didn’t even care at all.
she boldly said “a certain community“.
i heard through the forests she allegedly worked at a black company.
( x read about her getting fired here )

well i feel like ya’ll need to hold ya’ll cheers

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we don’t likes that at all

every day,
i would sneak on twitter just to see this one follower’s likes.

i won’t even hold you…

I discovered some fine ass wolves and OF content under his likes.

now…
elon has decided it’s best to hide our likes due to his concerns about our “privacy”.
i don’t even think we can see our own likes.

i had to wonder...

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are you in the mood for a big brazilian?

there is something about a latino wolf that really turns me on.
there is something about a latino wolf with a nice tail that drives me crazy.
latinos tend to be very sexual even when they are trying not to be.
they know this too.
many of them tend to be fluid even tho they try to act the opposite.
this brazilian wolf is one of those wolves.
not only does he have the tail i like but

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