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HIT WITH A 1.2 MILLION DOLLAR TAX BILL!!!!!!

faintedhere i was complaining about my measly 800 dollar bill.
i guess god put that into a better perspective…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

#boom #crunch #splat (Fucked).

imagine being in a car.
any car.
it’s yours and you are driving.
it’s a beautiful day.
sun is out.
windows down.
wind blowing in your face.
you are driving to your next destination.
the next pit stop.
it’s been a long journey,
but you have enough gas to last a while.
stop sign.
you follow the rules of the road.
as soon as you pull off to get to the next street,
a pick up truck slams the fuck into you.
car-crash12you = car.
the pick up truck = life.
the outcome….

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES X MARKS THE FOX YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

Retired Baller Wolf, Jevon Kearse, Is In A Mighty Bit of Trouble

jevon kearse.
aka the freak:

next to rodney harrison,
he was another “daddy baller wolf” i had a crush on.
i wanted him to beat the brakes off me when i first saw him.
jevon is a dark chocolate stallion wolf…
…who is in a heap of trouble with the IRS and his mortgage

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