tim walz thinks they lost because they acted like little b!tches

yesterday,
i read about tim walz and why they lost the electio
n.
he says they “played it too safe“.
( x read that here )
you know what i think they did wrong?…

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he wakes up at the crack of dawn to put his head in something wet

Oof.

sometimes,
i think attentionistos do themselves a disservice being extra on social media.

they don’t come off relatable after they get the social clout.
ashton hall aka @ashtonhallofficial is a thick piece of steak,
medium well.
he posted a video on his tiktok about his morning routine:

@ashtonhallofficial

Day 191 of the morning routine that changed my life 3:50am to 9:30am Sin lives late at night.. if you’re dealing with a weak mind, bad decisions, or lack of productivity go to sleep early. 4:00am – 8:00am no one’s calling or distracting your productivity.. they are sleep. 8:00pm – 12:00am is the opposite. Just try 30 days.. send this to your partners. It’s time to do better.

♬ original sound – Worthy Supps

and then he ended up on the cringetiktoks sub on reddit…

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clinging to the past won’t save us

This picture is brutal but it is life.
It is the circle of life.

i had a dream about this picture last night and it came with a message.
as you can see,
that picture is a leopard who killed a monkey,
while its child clung to its lifeless body.
it was shot by igor altuna.
what’s interesting is that…

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i think he wanted a twink with a lethal mouth as his first time with a male

Anytime I hear about curious males experimenting with other males,
it always makes me cringe tbh.

they say it’s not for them when clearly,
they chose the WRONG male to be their first.

for some,
the options are slim and the fear of getting caught is high.
so they get with someone with muscles or ultra-masculine…

When they clearly needed someone who was more feminine,
little to no bawdy hair,
and the bawdy party they were looking for.

acting/cannibal jackal,
armie hammer,
made me think of this in his recent revelation
on his podcast.
he admitted he hopped on grindr to hook up with another male.
alas…

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holding it together with duct tape and prayer

How are you doing?

waits for you to font me how you are doing
i get it.
i totally get it.
we are living in strange times and every day,
we get a fresh headline of a new executive order or some other fuck shit.
you start thinking about your job security,
your future,
your past,
and that pesky question:

“How bad is it going to get?”

it’s making it’s way downtown and its walking fast.
i can font things will be fine but honestly:

I don’t know.
i truly don’t know.

here is the truth in full font.
ready?…

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he brings the heat at 4am

11pm to 3am entertainment is already when things get spicy,
but I wonder how hot it gets at 4am?

well a wolf named devante has that covered.
sidefont: i feel like that has always been a hood name for a sexy mofo.
i’ve met some real cute “devantes”.
well,
Foxhole meet this devante from baltimore…

…but devante has a secret.
a pretty big secret.
one that he pulls out at 4am,
which is way past the “11pm to 3am” curfew…

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