“jamari i need to see you in the regional manager’s office immediately.”

i hung up and looked at thing 2.
thing 2 being the other assistant.
she reassured me that things would be okay,
but she would say a prayer for me just in case.
sigh.
i really didn’t want any surprises…
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everyone meet “theesupaman”.
wolf extraordinaire.
so one of my email favs sent me a video from him titled,
“5 things wolves want foxes to know”.
okay.
so i decided to watch it and of course,
i had my trusty britney gif armed and ready because i knew the antics were coming.
well…
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well the truth is michael,
everyone seems to be talking about how bad you did at the combine.
i just did some quick research and well…
Continue reading “Is Michael Sam A Bust?” →

i saw him drop down on my tumblr just now.
who.
is.
this.
wolf…
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so ^this is the talk of michael sam‘s nfl combine try out.
there is no talk on how he did,
but moreso his alleged hard dick after his 40 yard dash…
Continue reading “Are You Hard or Just Happy To Be There?” →

i know.
ew.
i like when drake is smizing up on rihanna like ^this tho.
i don’t know what she sprinkled on her pussy that turned him out,
but dammit,
bottle it and ship it to me STAT.
drake brought rihanna out on his “would you like a tour” tour in paris, france.
this happened…
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