i don’t know who this pre baller wolf is…
or what team he plays for besides #straight but…
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i love everything about this.

“i don’t want to do this!”
“i do want to do this!”
“i’m tired!”
“my head hurts!”
“i want a greek yogurt!”
omg is anyone else watching #lindsayonown?…
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i don’t have any friends in this life.
nope.
i don’t.
i really don’t.
some of you may not understand,
but some might.
let’s see…
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so i’ve mentioned that life and i are getting along.
in this entry ( x my boss gave me a cologne ),
ricky bobby asked:

“whats the high flying disk?
my life is in shambles…help me out jamari?
what is it?”

well ever since then,
ive actually been thinking how to put it into words.
“how do i explain the high flying disk without looking like a lunatic.”
well you know i’m not scared of looking crazy.
this is for all those who want to fly high…
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now i love white people,
but it is no doubt that some of them ain’t never scared.
well until now.
so the model pranksters decided to dress up in that scream costume,
don a machine gun,
and jump out at people.
well they learned that night not everyone likes shit like that…
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