look at those pecs…
so i saw this wolf on tumblr.
don’t know who he is.
at first i thought it was trey songz brother,
but he ain’t this level of “damn”…
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well i knew this was going to happen.
i knew it.
i just knew it.
apollo nida from #rhoa was going to come clean sooner or later.
i was waiting for everyone and his idiot wife to play catch up…
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the first time i ever went to washington heights in new yawk,
i nearly exploded.
there are wolves up there that would make you say “jesus!”.
well this is “mose”.
ex-nay on the “moses”.
i don’t know where mose lives,
but he looks like he would fit up in the heights very well.
now i’ve seen mose all over tumblr before i ( x found out ) who he was.
mose i’m sure is straight,
but that ain’t never stop a fox from admiring outside the chicken coop…

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i’ve done retail before.
not my favorite at all.
whenever i worked retail,
i always use to hear about the madness that was “black friday”.
the time of year when usually sane people go completely mad for sales.
for whatever reason,
i would end up either getting fired or quitting before i could work it.
god’s rejection is god’s protection?
well today there was a mass email to volunteer at a retail store in new yawk.
this store is one of the big clients at my job.
they were looking for people who wanted to work on:

thanksgiving
black friday
christmas

paid.
i did need the extra money.
it also might be fun as well.
so i sent a reply email and said i wanted to do it…
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well i did it.
i was ignoring it real heavy,
but i had to do it.
i got a nice email from my boss earlier today saying:

“deadline for health insurance ends tomorrow.
needs to be filled out NOW,
or wait until next year blah blah blah blah…”

so as i kicked and screamed on the way to being raped,
i’m legit vex that…
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it seems the 90s are coming back heavy when it comes fashion.
one of the styles that picked up last year in new yawk,
and seems to still be going strong,
is tying a plaid shirt around your waist.
it helps add a little extra “umph” to your fit.
tie it wrong tho,
and it can look extremely frumpy.
so here are some ideas for the foxhole to try…

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