If your grandpa looked like this,
I’d have no choice but to ride him.

okay,
i’m sorry,
that is a little bold of me so let me rephrase.

If your grandpa looked like this,
I’d have no choice but ask him about the good old days,
naked,
while rubbing him down with Bengay.

better?
seriously,
i’ve had that picture in my phone since ’22.
a Foxholer has always mentioned him since then too.
i been meaning to font about him but life has been lifeing.
aint no time like the present so everyone meet brandon miyavia…

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.

we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.

i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.

for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...

You’ll be surprised how many vixens are keeping males secrets out here.

it’s no secret there is a male you know that loves his tail played with.
in public,
he puts on act of ultra-masculinity but in private:

…and i think that type of shit is so hot.
often times,
i feel like one the G spot has been hit:

The hunger awakens.

the hunger for a plastic dack to feed on.
that is where he “jokes” with a vixen about tail play but he is dead serious.
grandy glaze has had his hunger awakened since his first bottom scene.
a Foxholer sent me his latest and…

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Own your shit.

i’ve been working hard to own my shit…

The problem with industry is what they loved you for is what they’ll turn on you for too.

it’s similar to regular life tbh.
they’ll love that you are gay but hate that you got the husband before them.
and if the husband is FIONE…

you’ll really see the tables turn.
i think that is what lil nas x demise might be.

He was loved for being black and gay but then once he started doing too much,
he started being hated for being black and gay.

i think it all started when he slid down a stripper pole to hell.
his career was on life support when he compared himself to Jesus.
the music didn’t hit for that amount of trolling and that was that.
according to the swamp,
it seems like he is allegedly on drugs in his latest video…

Have you ever felt guilty for not feeling more?

i remember the first time i went out with my father and actually enjoyed it.
i was like 8 and he took me to the zoo…