I’m one of those people who keeps all his iPhone boxes.

i don’t throw them out because in my head:

“What if I need it in the future?”

what,
in some weird emergency,
i need to return my iPhone?
not realizing that when some shit happens,
apple literally sends you a cardboard box to send your phone back in.
so if that isn’t it,
then what is it?

Maybe it’s keeping the box that when I see it,
I remember the memories that came with that particular iPhone?

like my iPhone boxes,
i was holding onto someone that i no longer speak to on “find my friends“.
we haven’t talked in 2 years but we knew each other for 12.
it took about a 2 months in 2022 for our friendship to end.
all i had left was us still connected through that app.
when i would go on there to look for my devices,
they would pop up,
living in an entirely different state with whole new life now.

over the weekend,
i had a friend posed a few questions to me…

when i was young fox,
going through depression,
i saw this video pop on BET and it gave me instant peace:

“Ain’t No Rain In This Cloud”

i love good songs that are current but composed like past generations.
i begged my mother to buy me her debut album,
“black diamond“,
after i heard her second single:

I LOVED the vibe of “Alright”.

after i got the album,
i proceeded to listen to it every day.
i loved her second album,
“mahogany soul”,
even though that album also brings back not so great memories.
safe to font that even though i stopped keeping up with her,
i have always fucked wit angie stone.
sadly,
today…

so i haven’t watched wrestling in years.
okay,
decades but still.
i know that even though i don’t watch,
montez ford is daddy and roman reigns is still step daddy.
randomly the other day,
i stumbled upon wrestling wolf,
austin theory,
by accident.
his reddit sub is filled with hungry gays that want to fuck him ASAP:

…but when i went snooping for more and came across this:

um,
let’s font about it and more…

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after the tom foolery that was yesterday,
i’ve been asking myself this for a while now:

God willing,
once this four-year nightmare is over and we somehow survive,
surely Americans will vote for someone who can undo this mess…
right?

honestly,
i hope this administration haunts us.
i hope it’s so unbearable that everyone races to the polls next election,
ready to make better choices.
after yesterday…

i had to wonder…

Has the Foxhole watched Stranger Things?

for those who have,
omg yes!
for those haven’t,
omg what?
does anyone remember the end of season 2?
it ended with them in the gym for the school dance,
but as the camera panned,
it showed what was happening in the same gym in the upside down place.

The upside down place in Stranger Things is a dark and decayed mirror of the real world.

Foxhole:
we are currently in the upside down place because everything is,
well,
upside THEEEEEE fuck down.
nothing makes sense and i had to wonder:

Is this all a twisted alternate dimension where logic took a smoke break and is never coming back?

in more “wtf is even happening anymore?” news,
reality continues to sign us up for a reality we didn’t ask for.
our new president posted something about gaza into a resort today…

I have always wondered if males from overseas are more comfortable with butt cheeks attention than the ones in the forests of the USA?

many males in the US love to lightweight advertise.
they get off on the attention but once it goes too far,
we get the IG press releases about straightness and blah blah blah.
@kharl_est,
who is pictured above,
has a ridiculous tail on him.

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when i posted a spotlight on that tail of his,
he was very friendly and showed me love.

That can be sometimes shocking tbh.

so i decided to hit up cousin hybrid about his view on ass.
he has lived in the UK and has traveled quite a bit.
he told me…