yo,
i remember when t.i. first hit the scene,
i thought he soooooooo fine.
“whatever you like” always did for me:

of course,
he started opening his mouth and the dumbest shit would fly out.
he would pull up his thesaurus app just to sound smart.
the way he would allegedly treat tiny was gross to me too.
he fooled many with “t.i. and tiny: the hustle” reality show,
but i continued to peep game with him.
when he debuted iggy as his artist,
all i could think was:

“Oh great!
Two insufferables trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.
What did we do to deserve this?“

he was so extra about it.
like,
he was trying to prove she was this talented rap-stress.
i still get a good laugh at this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-ncxtjd6aM

so when i read he fixed his mouth to say…

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do we still listen to iggy azalea?
i never did.
she never could rap to me:

…and her lack of humility turned me off.
lizzo seems to have forgotten her as well.
it’s getting her dragged by iggy stans.
i didn’t know she was still poppin’ like that.
she posted this on her twitter today:

*Fancy is a BOP and my homie @charli_xcx is genius on it (STREAM CHARLI- HER NEW ALBUM NOW) https://t.co/8yLbJNvXt2

— |L I Z Z O| (@lizzo) September 30, 2019

which caused iggy to allegedly respond and then delete…

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i’m glad i never got into her hype.
so i had a feeling iggy azalea would get caught up.
she isn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier to begin with.
 black twitter never forgets as well.
so iggy azalea says don’t call her “becky” but…
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this “lemonade” is stirring up a lot of drama.
everyone has something to say.
side chicks and now white chicks.
that line in the song,
“sorry”:

“becky with the good hair”

…is causing a lot of commotion.
 iggy azalea ain’t with it.
well someone decided to call her “becky” on twitter.
“becky” is term used for snow bunnies.
this is what she had to say…
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i saw this today and fell the fuck out.
clearly iggy azalea is trying to rap in the language of tasmanian…
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oh iggy azalea.
our little princess from bleach.
the gates are open now.
everyone is finding something wrong with you.
so lets go back to 2013.
this is the fateful day she appeared on “sway in the morning”.
sway asked her to “drop a hot 16” as he usually does.
well the entire atmosphere changes shortly after that…
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