Janet Is Back (and She Sure Tole Me)

you see that face?
that sly smirk?

that is the face of a vixen who proved me wrong.
that’s right.
janet started her “state of the world” tour back and well…
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“Make Sure You Hug A Black Child. People Love That Shit!”

yes.
this is not a photoshop.
that was ya’ll president down in houston at a shelter.
he brought crayons,
coloring books,
and awkward smiles.
this is the video of that little cub running up to him…
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“I Donated 100 Million To Texas! I Won As Best Donator Ever!”

no one has to know when you do a good thing.
charity work and donations don’t need to be advertised.
i’m noticing something with all the celebs donating to texas recently.

EVERYONE IS SAYING HOW MUCH THEY GAVE

look at this recent video from drake
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As Long As Trump Had A Big Turn Out In Texas Yesterday…

i could not believe she went down to texas in her heels.
like,
melania
why is she posing like she doing the cover for “vanity fair”?.

she ended up changing,
into a “flotus” cap,
but i was baffled at trump’s speech down in texas yesterday…
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The Wolf Who Is Missing Down In Texas

so ^this handsome wolf is missing down in texas.
his name is patrick harris,
he is an army veteran,
and he is an aspiring comedian.
his friend posted this on his ig asking for help
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Hurricane Harvey Is Here (Texas Foxhole)

texas foxhole…
i am praying for ya’ll,
like,
super heavy.
hurricane harvey is on a mission to fuck shit up.
your president wanted to wish ya’ll well…
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