stop trying to be perfect for these negros ya’ll want to date

we often think once we find someone then that’s it.
i guess it’s the optimist in us that we found “the one”.
the problem is when we thought this alleged one was all great…

…until the honeymoon phase wears off.

i was talking to someone today and they made me realize something

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after all that sex and birkin bags, it was just a honeymoon phase

it’s not #relationshipgoals; its the #honeymoonphase.
the beginning of any dating/relationship situation is always the most amazing.
you see it with others or even yourself.
everyone thinks ya’ll gonna be perfect together.
you want to be around each other all the time,
you’re going everywhere together,
texting all day and night,
and you’re getting your tail busted every chance you get.
the sex.
ooooooh,
the gatdamn sex.
you see it on social media with most couples and suddenly…

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