the other night,
i had a random dream i was king james assistant.
i don’t remember much of it,
but i know it was innocent.
i’m sure it was because i fell asleep watching him on “ellen”:

his bawdy >>>
he is just tall and massive.
like,
he fills out everywhere.
would we consider him “thick”?
sheesh.
well i know that king james has had some issues with his hair.
over the years,
he has been the source of many jokes and memes.
this is the alleged latest one from a few days ago…
Continue reading “the one thing king james can’t rule is his hair follicles” →

so charles older brother,
boris kodjoe,
was my teenage dream.
i’ll never forget when he popped up on the show,
“soul food”:

as a cub,
i thought he was the finest wolf i’d ever seen.
did you know he use to have hair?
like many males,
he ended up losing it.
as you know,
i had the same issue recently.
( x see it here )
a lot of males don’t like to talk about this.
well boris wanted to inspire those who are losing their hair.
this is what he put up on his instagram…
Continue reading “you can be as sexy as boris kodjoe too!” →

ya’ll know how i feel about tremaine neverson.
trey songz,
for those who don’t know.
i think he is like one of my legit celeb crushes.
his fan pages are all over my ig explorer page on the ig foxhole.
so he’s been keeping up with that cut i lowkey wanted him to get.

do you see that bottom lip?

well everyone wants him to cut his hair.
i don’t.
he has done the fade/low cut situation.
my only beef is i need them to line up the front better.
just a little critique.
tremaine has done something new to his hair,
while still keeping the same hair swagg.
this is a recent boomerang he put up…
Continue reading “run your hands thru tremaine’s new hair” →

time out?
the belt?
how do you handle bad ass cubs nowadays?
i use to get the belt,
or whatever was around,
but as i’ve soon come to realize that i was being physically abused.
every parent seems to have a different method tho.
some work; others don’t.
well i saw something on “theshaderoom” that disturbed me today.
it was a mother punishing her daughter.
she had her hair like this:

…but she allegedly did something disrespectful,
so her mother did this for all of us to see…
Continue reading “Her Mother Cut The Hair Right Out Her Head” →

every male knows a haircut makes a whole different.
folks tell me i look good scruffy,
but i hate it.
i like my fur cut.
i peeped a barber showing tremaine’s new look today.
as you know he went from werewolf to “get my drawz”.
this is the whole situation in motion…
Continue reading “Tremaine Has A Nice Cut and It’s Really Thick Too” →

i’m loving the meat,
especially those juicy pecs,
but can we get into the hair?
damn.
direct me to his bedroom and bathroom.