Everyone Meet The New “Jessica Simpson’s Dad”

are you ready…

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Jessica Simpson’s Waist Size Is About To Expand Since Her Father Maybe Gay

her father, joe simpson, supposedly came out the closet.
and right before thanksgiving too?
damn.
she is about to eat that entire table…

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One Straight VS Three Gays = Guess Who Got The Windmills Of Fury?

he should have known better than this.
i know he regrets calling them all the “f” word and putting his hand on that vixen….

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Brandon Spikes Said If He Saw Someone Gay He Would Scream

Not a week goes by without an NFL player posting something stupid on Twitter. This week it’s Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes‘ turn.

Spikes took to Twitter on Wednesday and posted what appears to be a joke stolen from British comedian Jack Whitehall, who has said as part of his act, “I’m homophobic in the same sense I’m arachnopobic. I’m not scared of spiders. I’m not scared of gays, but I would scream if I saw one in my bath.”

For Whitehall, the biggest problem with that line is that it isn’t funny, and he’s supposed to be a comedian. For Spikes to repeat it is stupid both because if you’re going to steal a joke you should steal a funny one, and because “I’m homophobic” is a rather dumb thing for a public figure to say.

Now Spikes has created a bit of a controversy in New England, with media outlets including the Boston Globe and Boston Herald publishing critical stories about his tweet.

Spikes wasn’t in the Patriots’ locker room when media had access on Thursday, but several of his teammates were asked about it, and all of them avoided the topic and therefore avoided stirring up any further controversy. Patriots spokesman Stacey James said only, “The team has no comment.”

It’s easy to see why Spikes’s team and his teammates don’t want to wade into this controversy. But it’s hard to understand why Spikes created the controversy in the first place — or why he’s continuing to engage in Twitter arguments with people who were bothered by what he wrote. Spikes would be wise to knock it off.

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really brandon?
and then looking like this…

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Joseline Calls Out Stevie J For His Love Of Fox Butt Cheeks

so i guess the pipe and money stopped because joseline is calling him out….

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Boris Kodjoe Was The Dancing King In An Atlanta Gay Club

the jokes…
i’ll b good.

so imagine if you walked into a gay club in atlanta…
(for some reason you thought you were headed to benihanas but your friends made a detour)
so after ducking into a dim lit section,
boris kodjoe was standing next to you?


my first thought:

“i can drop my friends and meet him outside in 5 minutes…”

but that is just a fantasy.
boris was actually in a gay club couple weeks ago and was getting his boogie oogie on…
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