Beyonce Is A Bad Girl ( And She Needs To Be Punished)

tumblr_my50f8aeic1qc5i9so1_500so b is trying this “not picture perfect” by having a little fun.
well she had a private party for the release of her super successful self titled album,
beyonce,
at dave and busters in new york.
i got my invite,
but due to me being in florida…
well, you know.
she did something strange at this particular party.
you ready for it?
she took shots.
with a fan.
GASP!
I KNOW!
HOW COULD SHE?!
well her people have been pulling the video down left and right,
just like the time when she fell on stage many moons ago,
but i got the video before olivia pope tells me take it down…
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Job Interviews, Getting Lost, and Apple Juice (The End of a Good Day)

46A9BD17-341A-44ff-A3DD-78CD38B22E88so yesterday was another interview.
one that i wasn’t even nervous about it at all.
it was at a temp agency where i’m hoping would help me find a good job.
so i woke up and laid around,
read a passage out my book,
and then decided to get up to take a shower.
job interview fox swagg, you ask?
well…

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The Games The Foxhole Plays (2)

tumblr_lufrp2fCA21qh5hu1o1_500ok so everyone liked that first game i posted.
thanks everyone who tried with their comments,
as well as my boo on tumblr.
i told karoke to send me another and well…

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The Games The Foxhole Plays (1)

 

tumblr_mqgzg9nS3c1scwulzo1_r1_500so karoke,
my vixen friend,
is into comics and games.
i like that about her because she is a nerd just like me.
she sent me a comic yesterday that was is a mystery you have to solve..
i didn’t figure it out so she ended up telling me what it was.
i’m going to post it and ask…

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Grand Theft Auto 5 Is Like What Good Pipe Can Do To You

okyesyou know i’m black when the first thing i do is so steal a hummer,
go get a hair cut,
and then go see some skrippas.
grand theft auto 5 has got me consumed.
it had me up until 5 am last night.
geez is this what getting mind altering pipe feels like?…
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Emmanuel Sanders Does Summer Well

Screen Shot 2013-07-19 at 11.00.51 AMhow could i forget about foxhole baller wolf favorite,
pittsburgh steelers emmanuel sanders?
looks like number 88 is having a good time this summer…

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