image.
we all have an image that we portray to the world.
there are:

 “fuck-ers”
“i don’t give a fuck-ers”

i’ve always admired the latter…
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…and i reallllllllllllly want him to.
so they hired some new mailroom wolves at my job.
it’s funny how they can hire three new mailroom wolves,
but my department is so understaffed.
whatever.
as i was sitting at my desk last week,
up pops this sexy wolf wearing the tightest work t shirt.
the upper bawdy>>>>>>
the pecs underneath the shirt>>>>>>
the burning loins in my drawz>>>>>>
he is…
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oooooooh no.
well i do like chris brown with weight on him.
i think we all do.
i mean that ” x 2009-2010” look.
that is when he is was his most handsome-est.
anything after that was,
well,
no.
he explained in a recent ig comment what his weight loss regiment is.
this is a chris brown official statement…
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everyone wants to know who is on “the dl”.
you know that always makes for exciting convo.
i find:

a) the dl and their triflin’ ways
b) the dl celebs/baller wolves and their triflin’ ways
c) the dl of being broke as hell and its triflin’ ways

well “c” not so much,
but the first two are always a great start to a debate
(or a wolf/fox/hyrbid hunt).
i was having an exciting convo with a home-vixen of mine today.
she was telling me her thoughts on the dl animals and well…
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FOXMAIL

Hi Jamari,

First of all congrats on the job. I just found one myself. Ain’t God good? Anyway, i  recently met this down low guy. We met online. He is very much in the closet. Has a girl friend. You know the type. He is definitely one of those undetectable types. He’s brown skin, got a nice body, tats, hood swag, everything I like. We’ve only texted since the first time we met and I think he is really interested. We are supposed to get together this weekend and will probably have sex. I want to let him know I like him and try to get him to open up. But he’s so private.

How can I put him at ease and let him know that he can trust me?

MY ANSWER…

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so the text conversation took an interesting turn that night.
i was in the middle of watching monster’s university when sex the topic was.
well not how you would think:

“i won’t even fuck a bitch if a nigga in there.
don’t even think a bitch eatin my ass either.”

“but you would let her give you the sloppiest of throat?”

“yeah thats normal.
that other shit i aint with it.
if other niggas are thats on them.”

“wow sounds boring.”

i was starting to think my straight wolf was a prude.
or am i just a whore?
how did this all start, you ask?
well lets a trip back real quick.
it all started when i mentioned what my niece was telling me…
and this is NSFW,
18^,
and not for the straights...
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