foxhole

Does Norris Cole of The Miami Heat Like Foxhole? (Give Him My Email!)

anyway i said to myself earlier:

“as soon as i get this laundry done,
we getting into this norris cole story…”

well laundry is done.
lets get into it.
so an f-bi sent me a link to cutie baller wolf,
norris cole of the miami heat,
being awfully generous to…
well let me show you…
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f0xmail: Your Foxhole Doesn’t Know What They Do.

WELL…
the foxhole should be proud of yourselves.
you just don’t know how much you help people with the things you share.
i got such a wonderful email from a long time lurker in the foxhole today.
this is what he had to say…
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BOOTYHOLE SEX STINKS AND YOU SHOULDN’T DO IT!

who wants some chocolate fudge cake?
oh so now you turn down my cooking?
well starve!
hmph!
so an f-bi sent me this hilarious youtube video just now.
its an “informative” video for the d/l and curious about foxhole sex.
is bootyhole sex stinky and gross?
will you get pound of hersheys in your lap on your first time?
hell will you do it and have to move away in fear of embarrassment?
well check this out…
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“Do You Have HIV? Check Box 1 For Yes…”

imagine stickin’ that “sheeps gut” condom in you?
aye yi yi.
it looks like with enough friction,
it would cause a fire.
so dean,
active participant in my foxhole,
left this hiv consent form in the box about the pstar giving out hiv.
i had to wonder if by doing this,
would it really make a difference?
this is what dean had to say/ask…
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Who Wants To Watch A Movie With Me Tonight? (19)

carrie.
not bradshaw.
the movie about how one girl,
one special girl,
got her revenge on some confused bully hoes.
sometimes you gotta show someone your crazy is bigger than theirs.
it also had deranged bible thumping mothers with cutting issues,
a lesson on “how to survive your first period”,
and a quick guide on pig’s blood removal.
anyway i just watched it and well…