when you hate being penetrated, but love dick too (cousin confused)

i had an interesting conversation with “cousin confused” today.
he use to be “cousin hybrid”,
but i’ll get into why that’s changed in a few.
so he called me at like 1:30pm.
immediately,
i thought something was wrong or someone was dead.
a force of habit.
he wanted to talk about something,
but we ended up talking for a few hours

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(butter his butt and call him a biscuit!) deangelo jackson finally does it!

so in very “it’s about time” news,
deangelo jackson became in a full “fox” in a recent showing.
this is my thought in gif form…

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hello 9-1-1 on fox? ryan guzman has me on fire

i seriously have to finish “the boy next door”.
i started it and never got through it.
i didn’t even know ryan guzman was playing “the boy”.
i thought it was some snow wolf.
clearly,
i wasn’t paying attention.
well ryan has gotten my attention since he was casted in “9-1-1”.
i think he’s handsome af
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instead of bookin a role on “onlyfans”, he got one on “9-1-1”

so i’m into “9-1-1” heavy on fox.
i’m sure i’ve fonted about it already.
i love the dynamic of the characters,
the lowkey crush on buck,
(played by oliver stark):

…and how every episode has a wild opening emergency sequence.
auntie angela bassett does her thing on the show too.
i can’t forget about ryan guzman and jennifer love hewitt either.
well i was watching last week’s episode last night,
titled “dosed”,
and a familiar face and bawdy popped up.
it’s an attentionisto i’ve fonted about many times before.
guess who?
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when a bad reputation meets a good fox

i love a “bad reputation”.
not with me however,
but with those who did me wrong.
sure,
they will always be a few who don’t like you.
all of us aren’t made for everyone,
but if life has taught me anything,
it’s that those types are usually the “most hated”.
when it comes to “jobs and careers” tho,
it’s better to have a near spotless rep.
so i went on an interview on friday…

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I Needed Something To Put Me To Sleep (This Didn’t)

doesn’t ^that gif look really cozy and peaceful?
last night,
i couldn’t sleep.
it was about 2am or so.
it was the perfect time to watch a movie or a tv show.
the night before,
when i also couldn’t sleep,
i put on a movie called “lady bird”.
i fell asleep in the middle of that and resumed it the next morning.
btdubs: i don’t see what was so “oscar worthy” about that movie.
i remembered the foxhole telling me to watch a show i’d like.
i’m always down to check out good tv.
the show is called “9-1-1” with auntie angela basset and connie britton.
foxhole…
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