i didn’t know he had a twin.
i was so lost looking for the right twitter.
i saw that his twin made a statement with si about the big news.
this will also be in the magazine for may 6th…

Continue reading “Jason Collins Brother, Jarron, & Twitter React To Him Coming Out” →

they just keep coming.
this nba baller wolf just busted open the closet door….

he wrote a very well written letter to announce himself to the world for si.
this letter will be in the magazine may 6th,
but i have the letter for you already.
no lines.
no waiting…

Continue reading “A NBA Baller Wolf Comes Out The Closet” →

disclaimer: not me.

you haven’t been out in a while.
fuck it!
you put on your best outfit and head out to a lounge.
it’s pretty gay friendly.
you sit at the bar and scope the scene.
you see him.
he sees you.
after some smooth eye fuckin,
you invite him over to talk.
you decided after a good hour,
that you are ready for some fuckin.
we are men, right?
this is what we are suppose to do.
they say.
you go back to his spot and ya’ll both rock each others worlds.
after the clean up,
you say “bye”.
couple months later,
you are just sick for no reason.
you find out you have meningitis.
what do you do?…

Continue reading “I Can’t Fuck Anymore!!!!!!” →

well i didn’t see this one coming.
timmy t what had happened baby?
i’m shocked…

Continue reading “Tim Tebow Needs A New Home” →

i always had a feeling reality shows were fake.
i didn’t want to believe it,
ya know?
people would tell me,
but i wanted to hold onto the hope it was at least realistic.
that bottle flying for that vixen’s head.
tearing up the store or restaurant.
“this bitch is shaking the table!”
that big ass armenian family and their wacky hijinks.
i thought it meant something.
who knew all of it was really all acting?
i should have known better.
i soon found out…

Continue reading “The Pretend Reality Show” →

i turned around and there he was.
he got here kind of fast too.
he left his celebratory get together just to join me.
now i’m not stupid.
this man has a girlfriend back home.
he also has a mama,
daddy,
and other family members in the room down the hall.
in the middle of glasses clinking and champagne toasting,
he actually saw my text.

“i want you.”

i was feeling naughty.
he replied with a smiley face.
i thought they meant i was going to bed horny.
more than likely,
we would catch up tomorrow.
i guess i was wrong.
he is here….

Continue reading “Fuckin’ The Number 1 Draft Pick Wolf” →