does your butt cheeks remind you of that picture?
do they droop?
sag?
look sad?
make you cry?
well have no fear.
cake enhancing drawz are here!
rubgy model,
thom evans,
shows off the new booty enhancers from d.hedral under the drop…

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you been with him for a hit minute.
couple months.
it’s been going well.
things is,
he is a freak summabitch!
handcuffs.
cock rings.
tea bagging.
role playing.
every kama sutra positions.
the whole 9 yards.
tonight he wants to try something new.he wants you to…

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she is trying too.
that’s paula patton.
no she isn’t cheatin on robin thicke.
she has a new movie coming out with some fine wolves:
boris.
derek.
taye.
trey.
it’s called baggage claim.
trailer below.
hit it…

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are they going to be new bffs?
lance saw jason and welcomed him in “the club” outside “the club”.
confusing i know.
this is what had happened…

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that blonde had him in the zone!
you couldn’t tell breezy wolf he wasn’t walking that cat walk.
he performed fine china at wild jam in san jose and well…

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last night i had sex with my wife.
i haven’t had none in a while.
maybe pussy would help?
i brought her to my bedroom,
where i proceeded to beat that pussy down for 2 rounds..

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