so we can’t even go out any more to enjoy ourselves?
wtf is going on 2016?
are you really trying to send a message?
so i woke up to very sad news.
a gay club in orlando,
named pulse,
was the last scene for many.
an armed jackal walked in and opened fire.
this is the story via the chicago tribune…
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nothing beats “hoe” tales from all sexes and orientations.
we live vicariously through hoes because:

a) they smash the animals we secretly desire
b) they are usually honest how it all went down
c) they are fearless and live by the motto “YOLO”

some straight wolves tend to exaggerate their stories tho.
unless they got videos and receipts…
well what happens when you are a teenage vixen,
let 25 wolves run the train on you,
and did alla this in your school bathroom?
well it sounds like her life is about to get interesting.
this is what people had to say about it…
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the blacker the berry; the sweeter the juice?
i bet he tastes sweet too.
well it looks like travis cure took that saying kinda seriously.
he is currently down in miami on vaca and well…
Continue reading “Travis Cure Is Black and Sweet (Not In Any Particular Order)” →

well as you know,
dwyane wade and gabrielle union got married over the weekend.
they kept the wedding really private so there is not a ton of info.
well they did get married at a castle in florida.
well…
a mansion that looks like a castle….
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so last night,
karaoke and i had “the talk”.
dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn….
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karaoke is currently having sex.
well she’s about too.
currently is,
i dunno…
either way she introduced me to the wolf she is talking too.
you remember him, don’t you?
the one who had ( x the fetish for anime cartoon characters ).
yeah him.
i met tonight and well…

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