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jason mitchell (allegedly) threw his bag away

how does one throw the entire bag away?
ask jason mitchell.
he’s the recent ex-star of “the chi” on “showtime“.
before getting fame,
i really think media training and a mental scan should be required.
too many folks getting past the velvet ropes who don’t deserve it.
hell,
too many attentionistos on ig don’t deserve it.
folks will beg to be put on,
but do some dumb shit and lose it all.
jason really baffled all of us today…
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they told me i was fired on my voicemail

so it’s done.
i woke up to a voicemail from my head huntress letting me know.
she was shocked how good i sounded.
i felt relieved after i told her why.
what impressed me was my spirit tho…

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susan westwood was too drunk to call 1-844-WYT-FEAR

susan westwood.
this is your tape.
so what’s this now?
the 150th racist jackal/hyena gone viral?
i’ve lost count.
i don’t know if you’ve heard of susan westwood.
at this point,
don’t think “susan westwood” wants to know “susan westwood”.
“my name is not susan so watch what you say…”

well she went viral off this recent video in north carolina:

today,
she has been fired from her cushy job where she makes 125k.
i drank her white tears via “the new york post”

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

another grand opening; grand closing at a past job

“this is like the 4th job you’ve had where this has happened.”

my home vixen said this to me on the phone.
she was right.
well it’s probably been the 5th,
but whose counting.
an iconic phrase from “the color purple” rings true in my life:

so i got a text just now from a co worker from the last job.
the one where they wouldn’t hire me,
but were interviewing snow vixens in front of me.
well guess what?…
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austin wolf banged the common sense out a delta airlines flight attendant

austin wolf

folks will jeopardize their whole lives for sex.
so the following story a foxholer sent me made me shake my head.
im gonna need the f-bi on the hunt too.
so porn star wolf,
austin wolf,
is in a scandal that he won’t receive much blow back.
his latest is taking,
what seems to be regulars in amateur videos,
and shows them a good time on his penis.
recently,
as this story goes,
he met up with a delta airlines flight attendant.
he decided to bang him in the airplane bathroom.
WHILE.
RECORDING.
the tape leaked and all hell has broken loose via “the daily mail”
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the founder of “twinks4trump” lost his job and needs your help finding another

“twinks4trump”?
was there “bottoms4barack”?
“bollocks4bush”?
“cock4clinton”?

i kid.
well everyone meet trump stan,
lucian wintrich.
he looks like an “andrew cunanan” doppleganger…


…but is actuallythe founder of
“twinks 4trump”,
which showed young gay twinks in support for”the orange one”.
don’t even get me started.
because of this,
he got access into the white house with an official press pass.
i’m sure you’re already thinking what i’m thinking.
well that was recently taken away and “pink news” fonted why…
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