so i think mlb wolf matt kemp is hot.
whats not to like?
he has a handsome face,
thick as hell,
and baller wolf swagg for days.
well an f-bi sent me his alleged cousin for review.
everyone meet ex pre baller wolf bryce kemp…
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you are probably wondering who this slab of meat concrete is?
well he is a wolf whose mystery has been finally solved.
i ( x featured him ) before and put out a personal apb on him.
lord..
i was so ratchet starting out.
sheesh.
anyway i searched every mountain high and valley low.
nothing.
i gave up hope.
left him in my fantasies and kept it moving.
if it wasn’t for the f-bi…
well i’ll just show you who he is…
Continue reading “The Fine Wolf Who Finally Popped Up Under My Nose” →

i meaaaaaaaannnnnnnn….
wow.
one of my favs alerted me to this baller wolf.
everyone meet bobby wagner…
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sooooooo…
i remember seeing cody latimer on the 2014 nfl draft.
when i saw him,
i thought in my head:

“who the HAYLE was that???”

i had to write about him,
but i completely forgot.
so many baller wolves; so little time.
well now is the right time…
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i learned something working #nyfw.
well i already knew this,
but i wanted to share it with the foxhole.
well i actually learned two things actually.
so let’s start with the first thing.
 i’m giving any one of you the permission to slap the fire out my ass…
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i got donatella versace’s mindframe.
i would recruit two sexy wolves with bodies like ^that,
baller or non,
to dump their loads on my head.
load of ice for the als ice bucket challenge that is.
what did you think i was talking about?
wait…
ugh.
perv!
well an f-bi showed me how donatella versace did just that and well…
Continue reading “This Is How I’d Let You Dump Your Load On My Head” →