who wants a helpin’ of vanilla cakes?
well this is one from what appears to be a (pre)baller wolf…
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everyone meet micah.
he is an aspiring r&b singer/songwriter.
he is also an exxotical as well.
light skin.
green eyes.
oh!
i almost forgot!
 he has another feature i’m sure will make him competition for the foxes…
Continue reading “His Hips Don’t Lie (Ask The Wolves)” →

^rob kardashian is a brick house.
oh wait!
wrong picture.
that is a picture from my vision board of cribs i’d like to live in.
naw this is the latest picture of rob kardashian,
headed to italy for that wedding “thing”…
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an f-bi just sent me this latest picture of terrio.
he was the special guest at ( x seahawks training facility ) today.
wtf are they feeding this child?
whale blubber?
i can’t.
look at this one…
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ya know whats crazy?
i was JUST talkin about terrio last night.
all this time i thought he was some 45 year old midget.
i did not know that boy was like 6 or 7.
now i love me some terrio,
and i’ve used “ooooooooh! killem!” a few times,
but this here (hence the picture)…
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all the @attentionwhores must slowly come to an end.
the “swagg” comes to an end,
the fucks are lost in the mail,
and they become “the use to be” real fast.
when you are a slave to social media,
you always have to keep up appearances.
so kim kardashain has blown up!
she brought her new torpedo tits to paris to join yeezus at givenchy’s show.
what happened to the vixen above?…
Continue reading “Attention Whores, Torpedo Tits, and Fashionista Boy Toys” →