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earl thomas wife had something for him and his hoes all right

i never found it appealing to lose my sanity when it came to a cheating wolf.
i’m the type that moves silently.
i find out you cheated on me,
and we live together,
your shit will be on the lawn by the time you get home.
no fighting or arguing.
nuna dat.

number and locks are changed; your shit is out my crib.
this is another reason i don’t want a wolf living with me either.
we can separate with no fuss or muss.
earl thomas,
who plays for football for the baltimore ravens,
learned his wife isn’t like me.
this is what she did when she found out he was cheating via “tmz sports“…

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Premium Meat of My SB Minute: Earl Thomas III

earlti really don’t have a dog in this fight.
not particularly interested in the teams at the superbowl.
my team ain’t playing soooo….
yeah.
i’ll be still watching tho.

that being said,
^look at earl thomas III of the seahawks.
he has since cut this dreads
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